In the spring when the feeling was chronic And my caution was leaving you flat I should have made use of the tonic Before you gave me that! A mental deficient you'll grade me I've given you plenty of data You came, you saw and you slayed me And that-a is that-a! [Chorus] I'm a sentimental sap, that's all What's the use of trying not to fall? I have no will You've made your k** Cause you took advantage of me! I'm just like an apple on a bough And you're gonna shake me down somehow So what's the use You've cooked my goose Cause you took advantage of me! I'm so hot and bothered that I don't know My elbow from my ear I suffer something awful each time you go And much worse when you're near Here am I with all my bridges burned Just a babe in arms where you're concerned So lock the doors And call me yours Cause you took advantage of me When a girl has the heart of a mother It must go to someone, of course; It can't be a sister or brother And so I loved my horse But horses are frequently silly- Mine ran from the beach of Kailua And left me alone for a filly So I-a picked you-a [Chorus] I'm so hot and bothered that I don't know My elbow from my ear I suffer something awful each time you go And much worse when you're near Here am I with all my bridges burned Just a babe in arms where you're concerned So lock the doors And call me yours Cause you took advantage of me