The Hextalls - I Bought You a Singing Toilet lyrics

Before you were born I bought you a singing toilet It makes funny stupid little songs when you take a poo Before you were born I bought you a singing toilet The guy at the store didn't really know what to do when I asked If it played Nickelback songs when you poo The blankest stare, just like headlights on a deer He stood right there for what seemed like a million years Did I seem too excited? I did my best to hide it I said I'm gonna be a dad soon If you're gonna be my son you're gonna learn how to take a poo Before you were born I bought you a singing toilet I only used it once or twice to make sure that it worked The day you were born, your mom pa**ed out pretty hard She was pushing all through the night and I could tell that it hurt pretty bad But there's no time to be sad, we gotta learn to poo The blankest stare (???) The blankest stare (???) you, me, and the nurse The blankest stare, I'm not here, I'm your dad Let's get ready, go take a poo Before you were born I bought you a singing toilet Before you were born I bought you a singing toilet Before you were born I bought you a singing toilet Before you were born I bought you a singing toilet So you can poop, you can poop just like your dad So you can poop just like your dad So you can poop just like your dad So you can poop just like your dad Poop just like, poop just like, poop just like your dad Poop just like, poop just like, poop just like your dad On a singing toilet You can poop just like your dad On a singing toilet You can poop just like your dad On a singing toilet