The Hextalls - I'm a Recluse! lyrics

Who wants to get drunk and smash bumper cars? I do, I do Who's got a Sony demo that's ready for the Charts? I do, I do Who calls his mom's vag on the fourth day of March? I do, I do Who has dirty dreams about Rosanne Barr? Well, I guess that's me Well, I guess that's me Well, I guess that's me That's me, that's me Hey Crush, what's up? Can you text me and tell me if I'm normal? Hey man, good luck I heard Dateless is looking for a ba**ist I think it s**s I don't understand why things are so important Let's go get drunk And pull stop signs into Baltimore apartments Because I'm just a recluse Get someone on the goddamn phone I'm a recluse Get someone the goddamn phone I'm a recluse Get someone on the goddamn phone I'm a recluse Get someone on the goddamn phone Who wants to take a dump when the toilet seats down? I do, I do Who's favorite colours are yellow and brown? I do, I do Who wants a motor scooter and a Blue Moon beer? I do, I do Who's out of tune on Call It A Career Well, I guess that's me Or Jeremy