The Herd - Do the White People lyrics

[Intro: Panty Raider] Attention all white people: Please leave the beer pong table and report to the dance floor. Report to the dance floor Do the white people, do the white people, do the white people Go, go, go, Tania Go, go, go, Gretchen Go, go, go, Susan Go, go, go, Madeline Go, go, go, Veronica [Verse 1: Panty Raider] Suzy Rottencrotch, I be fingerbanging Went so deep man lost my pinky ring Sex in the City, Hello, Kitty Bow wow. Meow Meow Finger in the bu*t, spit in my hand Oh damn! Oh god damn! Doing it raw. Sick-wild That ain't your baby, it's my dick's child Relax. Hakunah matata I'm hitting that a** like a donkey pinata Hello, Becky. Give me Becky Mmm s**y, mmm sketchy Crazy girl think she a nutcase Let me bend down, tell me how my bu*t tastes Magic boy raving, now frat boy raging I can smell the skid-marks off your panties girl *Sniff, sniff, sniff* White people if you hear me don't stand in place Put the beat in your mouth and bite the ba** [Hook] Dude, dude, dude, dude. Now do the white people Dude, dude, dude, dude. Now do the white people Dude, dude, dude, dude. Now do the white people Dude, dude, dude, dude. Now do the white people [Verse 2: JY Kelly] k**er cargo shorts. Ill khaki pants For my white people. Yeah, do a wacky dance White trash--Maury show You can't see me f** your ears, glory hole KY Jelly dick, peanut bu*ter bu*t Pale white booties, flat a** gutter s*uts Shout out's to the nerds moving weight in the ‘burbs Funny bunny honey dips used to call me a jerk Speeding in the bang-bus on my way to work Kiwi-bottom booty, p**y with the fur Camel-toe, panty-eating cum dumpster Soccer moms you can meet the MILF hunter Green Day swag, getting Einstein Crazy cracker flow, yeah, Columbine [Verse 3: Baby Dinosaur] We gonna ball, b**h, like it's your anniversary White girls always got to make life worse for me Motherf**er I is getting mad wavy Got the coolwhip kidden, mom's mercedes Come into my party, it's me and iCarly Batman and Robin coming, now you are chopped meat Cook you up in chili then I feed it to your Mommy AK-47 incase the neighbors try to rob me Ten-hut, left-right-left Rock and roll from my birth till d**h Gretta Garbo in the backseat relaxing Swish and gargle tough actin' Tinactin Calming down Madden. Rock and roll That's all we do is just rock and roll, we rock and roll, we rock and roll Now do the white people on the f**ing dance floor