I WANTED THE WOMEN TO GO ROUND THE WORLD GOT THE BOAT DOWN TO HELSINKI CITY WITH BOYS WHO ACT LIKE LITTLE GIRLS IT AIN'T QUITE WHAT I PICTURED AIN'T QUITE WHAT I HAD IN MIND I REALIZED THAT THE CLOSER I GOT THAT CLOSE HAS THE TASTE OF REAL CHEAP WINE CLEARLY - NEARLY I OPEN MY EYES BUT ONLY SEE THINGS BARELY I CAN SMELL IT BUT I DON'T GET HIGH I KNOW IT'S GOOD BUT IT JUST AIN'T RIGHT ENDED UP WITH A DONKEY WHEN MY MIND WAS SET ON A HORSE BARGAINED AND BEGGED FOR A PONY AND I RODE IT WITH A FAKE SMILE ON ONLY WANTING MORE I'VE HAD IT WITH JUST ABOUT RIGHT NOW MODERATE WON'T GET ME NO FAR BEEN THROUGH ALMOSTS, OKAYS, IN BETWEENS, NIGHS AND DECENTS BUT CLOSE JUST AIN'T NO CIGAR CLEARLY - NEARLY IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE ONLY WORKS IN THEORY I CAN SEE IT EVEN SHINES A LIGHT I KNOW IT'S GOOD BUT IT JUST AIN'T RIGHT CLEARLY - NEARLY I OPEN MY EYES BUT ONLY SEE THINGS BARELY I CAN SMELL IT BUT I DON'T GET HIGH I KNOW IT'S GOOD BUT IT JUST AIN'T RIGHT