Water towers on fire Will take care of themselves While everybody's at work Counting down the hours That's what I like about you You are someone I admire You take care of your own damn problems Like a water tower on fire Now I'm taking off my belt It's time to teach you a lesson And like the phone I wish you were off the hook We'd sell off these cheap thrills And head for the hills Like a barrel of monkeys You are a f** load of work You can string me along Make me laugh Until my stomach caves in Or the string breaks And I am down for the count It is sure nice to know You like me around It is sure nice to know You like me around It is sure nice to know You like me around