The HeeBeeGeeBees - Wherever I Lay by Paul Yuk lyrics

I can see in your face The hint of a trace Of a tear in your eye Is it because that you Still want me to be true? Is that why you're gonna cry? "No." 'Cos if that's true, you know I can never be your man 'Cos wherever I lay my hat That's my hat stand "What?" Did you think that I'd be Your one and only Forever more? "What did you say about a hat stand?" Does it hurt you that I Had to be the kind of guy That all women fall for? "No. I don't even find you physically attractive." I'm not worth your tears I'm not fit to be your man "No? Good." 'Cos wherever I lay my hat That's my hat stand "Look, what are you talking about?" That's my hat stand "What is?!" I'm telling you, darling, That's my hat stand "Look, that's a lamp post, not a hat stand!" Gotta leave you darling "Look, who are you, anyway?!" I can't stay any longer "I only asked you for a light, for god's sake!" La la la la...