[Kenny Rogered] It seems like it was not so long ago I use to sing the songs all on my own But now I just wouldn't dare The Coward of the County's real scared 'Cos whoa whoa-whoa whoa I can't have hits on my own anymore [Dolly Hardon] Yes, I agreed to sing this song as well [Kenny Rogered] It's the only way I'd make the damned thing sell [Julio Insidias] And I have muscled in on the act Though I've barely had a solo hit in fact [All] 'Cos whoa whoa-whoa whoa Now we can't have hits on our own anymore [Kenny Rogered] Three names are better than one, obviously [Bob Vylan] I just wish someone would do a duet with me [The HeeBeeGeeBees] They are all written and produced by u-u-us [Frank Sumatra] And, to be frank, they make me feel nauseas [All] Whoa whoa-whoa whoa Now we can't have hits on our own anymore [The HeeBeeGeeBees] Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! [Paul McCarthrob] "Hello, Kenny. Look, I've been working on this really wee song for the last couple of... minutes, and I was thought maybe we could get together and do a duet, like, 'cos, you know..." I was going to do one with Ringo [John Denture] And I have done one with Placido Domingo [The HeeBeeGeeBees] (Mi-in-goo) [Jack Michaelson] And I've already done one with the Stones [The HeeBeeGeeBees] (Ah) [Bob Vylan] So why the hell does everyone still keep leaving me alone? [The HeeBeeGeeBees] (Hah!) [All] Whoa whoa-whoa whoa Now we can't have hits on our own anymore None of us have hits on our own anymore None of us have hits on our own anymore