Walking down the street on a foggy night I saw a young girl standing under a light Her face was pale and her skirt was tight Had a five dollar bill, I felt alright If I had my car, I would go for a drive I had no car, yet I had my five I walked over to her, I said-a "What's your name?" "My name's Mary Jane, I live down the lane" Oh no I looked down the lane, at the end I could see A room full of clowns looking back at me A line of executives formed to the right And if I'd stayed, I would have stood all night She opened up the door and said-a "Go on in" I walked in first and pulled down the shades She said, "Take it easy, don't be afraid You got nothing to loose, you're at a penny arcade"