The Hard-Ons - I Farted lyrics

You made me, baby, only half way home And you decide to call me dog and go My name is Ferdi, don't you mess with me I'm going head on baby can't you see I only wanna eat potato pie It's hard to believe, but it's no lie I only farted, just don't breathe I wanna take you where you never been Peanut bu*ter, vegemite, and porpoise, too You think this is bad, you smell my food I said stranger night from the start All I wanna do is light up your farts