The Hallowed Boosh - Amateur lyrics

[Verse 1] Sitting by my phone, Listening to her ring tone Now I'm beginning to drone 'bout how i feel so alone She got me caught up in a thirst trap, Struck out after my first bat And I'm waiting on a callback, but we never did rehearse that It's crazy, I see the dudes you be mackin Exchanging DNA through a tongue transaction "I don't knnow how it happens," Oh, it's just dumb luck? You see sounds like you forgot the part where you got me f**ed up Why you gotta catch me at the worst times? You know I see you on the web making thirst vines Where you playin' with my head like just the tip Red lips control all like a computer chip It's crazy how those hips move, but sad that we never converse like hip shoes Might not be number one but hope I'm in your top 2 I'll just take my time and wait until my spot move, I gotchu [Hook] This is likely to not last forever Hope that they like me and think my rhymes are clever Y'all want the job but I'm going for tenure You might be big but I swear I'll be bigger [Verse 2] Why y'all laughing, what's so funny? Is it cause I'm rapping 'bout things other than money? Oh you know me, I'm Josh Gad white Nobody listening we know what you live like! Two story house by a park oh what a sad site Eaten 4 meals everyday and 3 on a bad night Got a bunch of friends but nobody bumpin' your tracks right? Just use your credit card when you see the flash of the gas light I mean, it's true, I ain't no poor man's soldier And yes I know I live comfortably as I've gotten older Who's this Boosh kid and why's he so damn co*ky? Thinks he's some sort of god like he just knocked out Rocky? But that's not really me, I'm an ego asthmatic Wanna hop up on MTV get more cheese than a Kraft addict Hold up, there I go, talkin' bout dough again It's funny cause I don't know where Ben stops and Boosh begins Lookin' at there paths is like staring at a crucifix They cross, but you already know what it it It's 1 AM I need some rest, with time I just know I'll be the best That upper middle cla**, kid who's a bundle of sa** Used to be failing my cla**es, now I'm just making cla**ics [Hook]