The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar lyrics

Do you wanna date my avatar? Do you wanna date my avatar? Hang with me in my MMO So many places we can go You'll never see my actual face Our love, our love will be in virtual space I'm craving to emote with you So many animations I can do Be anything you want me to be C'mon, c'mon and share a potion with me Do you wanna date my avatar? She's a star And she's hotter than reality by far Wanna date my avatar? You can type commands I've got slots for what I hold in my hands Don't care what's in your character bank How 'bout, how 'bout a little tank and spank Grab your mouse and stroke the keys Here in cyberspace there's no disease Pick a time, send a tell to me Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee Do you wanna date my avatar? She's a star And she's hotter than reality by far Wanna date my avatar Single, White Human Looking for group My stats so high Don't be out of the loot Got an uberleet staff That you can equip Close your mouth up Ladies this is pure nerdnip I'm a pixel-based fantasy A man so stoic I hack and slash Who the heck's more heroic? Check me out, cloth armor Fits me like a glove Just twitter a time I'm ready for love Hang with me in my MMO So many places we can go I'm better than a real world quest You'll touch my plus five to dexterity vest What role do you wanna play? I'm just a click away night or day And if you think I'm not the one Log off, log off and we'll be done Do you wanna date my avatar? She's a star And she's hotter than reality by far Wanna date my avatar [repeat chorus]