The Gregory Brothers - Smoking Crayfish & Gay Marriage lyrics

[John Fleming] Marijuana's in baked goods, gummy bears, for heaven's sakes [Casey Neistat] It's in the lining of my Fruit of the Looms [John Fleming] What happens in one state affects the other states [Casey Neistat] Colorado, he's looking at you [Jared Polis] Leave my sovereign state of Colorado alone Let our people smoke That's all I ask [Casey Neistat] Colorado wants to blaze Is that too much to grasp? [Chorus: Jared Polis & Casey Neistat] I don't want their darn fried crayfish I don't want it (I don't want it) I don't want it What if it's fried? Might clog your arteries, you might die (no lie) Maybe smoking crayfish ain't good for you I don't want it (I don't want it) I don't want it Leave Colorado alone Marijuana use is down since legalization [John Fleming] The problems are much worse with marijuana [Michael Gregory] Too many people reaching nirvana [Jared Polis] Want me to ban fried crayfish in Louisiana? [Michael Gregory] Is shrimp illegal? Thanks, Obama! [Chorus] [Donald Trump] I'm really rich (he's rich) I've done an amazing job I have so many websites all over the place I'd be the greatest President that God ever creates We have losers, we have losers We have people that don't have it (schmucks) How stupid are our leaders? How stupid are they? When Mexico sends its people They're not sending their best They're sending their rapists (sending their what?) Sending their rapists [Barack Obama & Sarah Gregory] I wanna thank all of you Can you confirm Half Life 3? No no no no no no no no Na na na na Batman! No Please No Half No Life No Three Senpai, notice me Listen, you're in my house It's not respectful when you get invited to my house I'm just asking for transparency But not when I'm up in the house, know what I'm saying? [Megyn Kelly] Tonight a remarkable sight at the White House A new chapter in civil rights at the White House Which is aglow in colors of the rainbow America was a different country 11 hours ago [Mike Huckabee] How do we accept this? [Megyn Kelly] How do you not? [Mike Huckabee] The laws of nature, the laws of God [Megyn Kelly] They get the final say They've interpreted it this way For gays and lesbians today They get the final say They've interpreted it this way For gays and lesbians today