The Gregory Brothers - March Madness. Economic Woes, Pentagon Budget Cuts lyrics

[Michael Gregory] Mr. Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C. And... go! [Newt Gingrich] Uh, I just think that it's very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policy. And it can get you in enormous trouble. [Michael Gregory] What's wrong with fantasy? I like fantasy, and I live in the sea! [Robert Gates] We must re-balance this department's programs in order to institutionalize and finance our capabilities. [Sarah Gregory] Yeah, forget about the jets Use our super soakers, get Al-Quaeda wet. [Jim Nantz] Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday night! Another convincing Carolina victory. [Sarah Gregory] Ooh, that's cool, but it ain't time to pop the Hennessy. [Jim Nantz] Michigan State: heading to the national championship game. Your team responded late here, coach, how did you do it? [Michael Gregory] Three words: Vi-ag-ra. [Joe Biden (& Michael Gregory & Sarah Gregory] There will continue to be job losses. The remainder of this year. The question is will they continually go down Before they begin to rebound? (Before they begin to rebound. Will they go do-do-do-down? Before they begin to rebound.) [?] And now it's my pleasure to present the 2009 National Championship Trophy to Coach Roy Williams and the North Carolina Tar Heels! [?] You can just tell the unity you had. It's something very special. And we saw it on the floor tonight. [Sarah Gregory] Oh yeah Michigan thought we was playing some football Lions' stadium; they played like the Lions Throwing interceptions on the first down Watching us dunk on their a**. Going home cryin' [?] Congratulations, Wayne. I know you're emotional. Talk about what this feels like. [Wayne Ellington] Feels great, you know You never know what this feeling feels like Until you experience it It's something that you really can't explain. [Michael Gregory (& Sarah Gregory)] Yeah, yeah. You know you can never explain the unexplainable. (Yeah, yeah-- yeah, believe in your dreams) [Outro] Auto-Tune the News (auto-tune the news) Auto-Tune the News (auto-tune the news) Tragedy sounds better auto-tuned [Michael Gregory (& Sarah Gregory)] Ok, so... so you're saying you like... (So you... But you like... Oh.) You like the double interview? You like both of us asking questions... (At the same time. You know... More...) Is it, is it distracting? (He... I think he likes it. The double... interview.) Yeah. Double. Two. (Two) Two times as good. (Ten times.) Ten times as good. With two people. (Yeah.) Three people. Including you. (Yeah. Yeah.)