The Gregory Brothers - Alternative Facts, Dead People - Songify the News 12 lyrics

[Verse 1: Anna Akana, Chuck Todd, Kellyanne Conway] Chuck Why put him out there for the very first time To utter a falsehood You're saying it's a falsehood They're giving Alternative facts Alternative facts? Alternative facts Why did he do that Alternative facts are much better than truth Anything you don't like you can substitute With a much better version of reality Like right now i'm on a boat in the Caspian Sea Sippin champagne while you count cash for me Making sure i got my 8-figure salary Why? Alternative facts Alternative facts? Alternative facts Why did he do that Alternative facts are not facts, they're falsehoods Don't be so overly dramatic about it [Verse 2: Senator Lisa Murkowski, Katie Couric, Andrew Gregory] Are you bracing yourself for a critical tweet I cannot live in fear of a tweet, tweet We need to work for the people that we represent Not fear a tweet by the President But don't you know that a tweet can k** Look at what happened with Drake and Meek Mill I cannot live in fear of a tweet, tweet [Verse 3: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Michael Gregory] Our relationship is built on mutual respect Relationships between neighbors are complex The last thing Canadians expect Is for me to come lecture you on what's correct Oh, that's how they do a Canadian diss track Be so polite you can't even fight back Our responsibility is to connect, project, and reflect respect to the world (OH!) Merci beaucoup (OH!) [Verse 4: Stephen Miller, George Stephanopoulos] Dead people voting, dead people voting We should be aghast about the fact Of dead people voting You have provided zero evidence We can talk about it more in the future Do you have any evidence? We know for a fact, nobody disputes that Zero evidence The whole world will soon see The powers of the president Will not be questioned [Verse 5: Kellyanne Conway, Don Lemon/John Dickerson/ABC News/CBSN, Donald Trump] General Flynn enjoys the confidence of the President Breaking news, Michael Flynn has resigned Two Iraqis were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green Ma**acre A ma**acre in Bowling Green never happened Did anyone in Trump's campaign have contact with Russians? Absolutely not, not New allegations of connections to Russia Quiet, Russia is fake news, quiet quiet quiet [Verse 6: Kellyanne Conway, Evan Gregory] I'm sorry, I've spoken millions of words on TV So many words I know what it's like to have the haters descend upon me So many haters, yeah When you're on TV saying so many words You can't help but drop a couple little turds But if it smells bad you should just relax And spray the Febreze of Alternative Facts! [Outro] Alternative Facts Dead People Voting Alternative Facts Tweeeeeeet This was the largest inauguration PERIOD In the history of our nation PERIOD Why (Alternative Facts) The leaks are real, the news is fake PERIOD Drugs are cheaper than candy bars PERIOD Alternative Facts Alternative Facts? Alternative Facts Why did he do that?