The Great Luke Ski - Frat Boys lyrics

{*a parody of the Fat Boys' song "Fat Boys"*} Frat boys Frat boys Now we may be inebriated, and somewhat dumb But I'll tell you one thing, we can surely come To the party, and wreck the house Won't go home at all, unless they throw us out So pa** some more booze so I can blow chunks Listen to the cool sounds that we make when we're drunk, ha haa!! I-Eta-Pi, Kegga Bru Sigma-Epsilon-Chi, which one is for you And once you pledge your life is mine You'll be a brother till the end of time And at the end of the world when the countries start nukin' Even if it's a fluke, I'll be in the back pukin' in the toilet Taste just as good comin' back Don't let it go to waste we're recycling that, tell 'em now Now I've been a brother since seventy-nine And I'm still in school now even though I'm forty-nine It's not a problem 'cause I'm havin' fun And I plan to graduate in two thousand twenty one But it ain't no thing 'cause I'm always tan And guaranteed to flunk every final exam Like M and M's candy will melt in your beer To sleep with every girl on campus is why I'm here Now this Friday might be funky, and maybe even gory But I know this for sure it will not be boring 'Cause we're gonna get five hundred kegs And by the time the party's through I won't feel my legs My friends are gonna bring rum to the party Some Peach Tree Schnaaps, and gallons of Bacardy Funnels on the side, Jello shots in the cup And then I'll start all over after throwin' it up [chorus] Frat boys You know they drink till dawn Frat boys They're puking on my lawn Frat boys You know they drink till dawn Frat boys They're puking on my lawn Now life in the frat house is so much fun It's just like Congress nothing ever gets done You see we get the girls every night But I wouldn't use the toilet if you value your life But the house is sturdy, the fridge is full We got beer made from here, Buffalo, and Nepal We're just one big family, a happy crew And all the roaches in the kitchen are brothers too Just do the right thing and we'll accept you Unless you're a black man, Hispanic, or Jew All you need is to pay your membership fees We want caaaaash, please no personal checks It's only twelve-hundred dollars every month now I got a raaaaash, that's your own damn fault Get off your lazy bu*t and go down to the vault We got lemon and tequila but we're out of salt So if you're here to pledge better be prepared The prophilactics are here and the sheep are there We'll see if you're a man or mouse You gotta prove you're a man to get in the frat house To all the lady's in the place I'm ready to go So if you want to have fun just let me know Twelve at one time, or maybe more Powered by alcohol, I never get sore A Budweiser man, a tower full of power Urinated five times in the last half hour It's five past eight, and I'm not drunk yet I'm behind schedule but I needn't fret 'Cause I drink and I drink while I sing the beer psalm Never gonna stop until I'm totally bombed I gag and I belch and I throw up too One toilet ain't enough, you're gonna need two To hold me, and all the stuff, that I throw up When my stomach erupts, get ready here it comes Better watch where it runs.. The only one in the world who understands, toilet bowl (chorus) Now I'm the one in the frat house in charge of supplies We're a beer drinkin', cla** skippin' couple o' guys The house is so dirty that my teeth are brown And I'm the man with the biggest beer gut in town But I do plan to get out of here one day And on my diploma it will proudly say Never went to cla**, and he barely pa**ed Was the third from the bottom in the graduating cla** Forget that, that can wait, bring the beer over here 'Cause I want to have fun and what's one more year 'Cause education ain't nothing compared to bein' cool I may be a grandfather by the time I'm out of school 'Cause I'm proud to be in a fraternity And when we have a party it's the place to be We're frats we're frats we're obnoxious little brats And we're here for years 'cause our parents paid for that (chorus)