[PIERRE] There's a war going on Out there somewhere And Andrey isn't here There's a war going on Out there somewhere And Andrey isn't here [ALL] There's a war going on Out there somewhere And Andrey isn't here There's a war going on Out there somewhere And Andrey isn't here And this is all in your program You are at the opera You're gonna have to study up a little bit If you wanna keep with the plot 'Cause it's a complicated Russian novel Everyone's got nine different names So look it up in your program We'd appreciate it, thanks a lot Da da da Da da da Da da da Natasha! [NATASHA] Natasha is young She loves Andrey with all her heart [ALL] She loves Andrey with all her heartNatasha's young And Andrey isn't here [SONYA] Sonya is good Natasha's cousin and closest friend [ALL] Natasha's cousin and closest friend Sonya's good Natasha's young And Andrey isn't here [MARYA] Marya is oldschool, A grande dame of Moscow Natasha's godmother, strict yet kind [ALL] Natasha's godmother, strict yet kind Marya's oldschool Sonya's good Natasha's young And Andrey isn't here And this is all in your program You are at the opera You're gonna have to study up a little bit If you wanna keep with the plot 'Cause it's a complicated Russian novel Everyone's got nine different names So look it up in your program We'd appreciate it, thanks a lot Da da da Da da da Da da da Anatole! [ANATOLE] Anatole is hot He spends his money on women and wine [ALL] He spends his money on women and wine Anatole is hot Marya's oldschool Sonya's good Natasha's young And Andrey isn't here [HÉLÈNE] Hélène is a s*ut Anatole's sister, married to Pierre [ALL] Anatole's sister, married to Pierre Hélène is a s*ut Anatole is hot Marya's oldschool Sonya's good Natasha is young And Andrey isn't here [DOLOKHOV] Dolokhov is fierce, but not too important Anatole's friend, a crazy good shot [ALL] Anatole's friend, a crazy good shot Dolokhov is fierce Hélène is a s*ut, Anatole is hot Marya's oldschool Sonya's good Natasha's young And Andrey isn't here Chandeliers and caviar, the war can't touch us here Minor characters! [BOLKONSKY] Old Prince Bolkonsky is crazy [MARY] And Mary is plain [MARY & BOLKONSKY] Andrey's family Totally messed up [BALAGA] And Balaga's just for fun! [ALL] Balaga's just for fun! Balaga is fun Bolkonsky is crazy Mary is plain Dolokhov is fierce Hélène is a s*ut, Anatole is hot Marya's oldschool Sonya's good Natasha's young And Andrey isn't here What about Pierre? Dear, bewildered and awkward Pierre? What about Pierre? Rich, unhappily-married Pierre? What about Pierre? What about Pierre? What about Pierre?