The Graveyard Boulevard - That's My Mom lyrics

I'm getting pissed and I'll try to explain Hard to believe that it happened this way One day I was out at the cemetery And this dumb motherf**ker was taking a leak So I spun him around and prepared to fight And I knocked his a** down with all of my might He begged and he cried as he asked my why I said, “Son, you're f**king with a family guy”. That's my momma you're pissing on I'm keeping it clean, her gravestone Hey, Hey, no way, you're getting out alive today A trip to the crypt and the mausoleum I've gotta stop cause my fist is getting numb I guess by now, you think that you've been had It's not over yet, cause here comes dear old dad He whips out his belt like a man possessed I can see what's coming, it's a bloody mess He's half way through when he shouts out load “Come on son, Let's make your momma proud”