The Gourds - I Ate the Haggis lyrics

I ate the Haggis By and by Hallelujah I ate the Haggis, Now I Feel like a cat on the warm hood of a car that's just done driving on a cold winter's day hey hey Brought to me from Scotland with a fiver I can't spend got directions on the can to serve it up with a wee dram A wee dram of Irish Whiskey on a cold winter's day Lamb, oats and Suet boiled in the stomach of a sheep I ate the Haggis By and by Hallelujah I ate the Haggis now my Father used to tell me Don't go pissin on the apples that have fallen from the tree cause you'll see that when yer hungry and yer backs against the wall a fallen apple ain't so bad to eat I ate the Haggis by and by Hallelujah.