The Gourds - The Gyroscopic lyrics

Gourds Noble Creatures The Gyroscopic Lost my job at the opinionory Co-workin’ windbags creatin’ drag Fell behind, you know, coastin’ Easiest money that I ever made Reincarnated bottle-nosers Noble creatures of the sea I threw away a 6-pack ring That night I had a dream I lost my teeth All you good people gather ‘round Get inside the gyroscopic See her spinnin’ perpendicular No reason outside is gonna stop it Save Ulysses for another day Give it enough time the experts say Handful of monkeys with typewriters Will be found pa**ed out in a limousine So cheer up, the s*uts are comin’ The big orgy just a day away Wake up with Beatrice in the bushes Only in horniness will we prevail