The Gourds - Pickles lyrics

If you want to make some pickles Take your time make some brine Put all those little things you love In vinegar and wine It ain't Chinese algebra It's easily done Why you can pickle anything Pickling is fun A lot of people I know use dill weed But, why don't you be more adventurous I'll give you exactly what you need Gonna fix your a** up real nice Give you pickling advice Let your intuition be your guide Results are all that matter Are you happy with your yeild? Oh, come on you can tell me I'm an expert in the field Please don't be discouraged if your first batch is a bus Give your ego time to heal Persevering is a must