I am just a Luddite Gimme some Luddite juice Machinery replaced me They had to cut me loose Spent five years with Ned and his troops, ya know Felt so good to dismantle the gizmo But we couldn't halt no industry And eventually I got pinched in an action'o CHORUS I am just a Luddite Gimme some Luddite juice Machinery replaced me They had to cut me loose I was waiting to be beaten, hung or burned Caused me to laugh It was amusingly absurd In there with the others silent or sobbing Pulled out a molar My jaw was throbbing And I tell ya CHORUS The root was long so I jimmied the gate Threw out a rat And hid with the psychos That's where I found Ned They cut off both his thumbs Tonguing the gap Where his molar was CHORUS