When you're in a lane And you Suddenly deviate You make me feel ashamed For my own Wisconsin license plate I can't read your mind I'm not in The Psychic Friends Network So you must signal your directional intentions Or watch me go berserk (On you) In the lanes You must signal On the off-ramp You still must signal You demonstrate your gaping lack of any driving sk** 'Cause turn signals are not optional The lines on the road are Clearly marked, but you're Drifting like a raft How did you ever get a valid driver's license? Was it blackmail, bribery or witchcraft? In the lanes You must signal On the off-ramp You still must signal You demonstrate your gaping lack of any driving sk** 'Cause turn signals are not optional And if the lead guy at the light Gets his left signal on too late Make sure you get that blinker on Before you circumnavigate This is the type thing that Shouldn't be so hard I don't think it's that hard Is it really that hard?