The Gothsicles - B-R-[x]-A-N (Girls You're Both Pretty Mix by Caustic) lyrics

Two dudes on the scene Tattoos of machines Mixing Diet RC With a fifth of Jim Beam Jim's a cool name But when I say "Bryan" The ladies line up With my code compilin' 'Cause the letters that I use To write my name out Are cooler than the booze Flowin' out of the spout I disbelieve The rhymes you weave Enjoy a reprieve 'Cause here's how it's gonna B-R-I-A-N You spelled that all messed up When the chorus comes You can try it again B-R-Y-A-N Why's it got a "Y" When the "I" I got is better by times ten? B-R-I-A-N You spelled that all messed up When the chorus comes You can try it again B-R-Y-A-N Why's it got a "Y" When the "I" I got is better by millions? Two syllables and three consonants And the vowels I empower make lots of sense An "I" and then an A Is the one and only way That I'll ever recognize The spelling of the name That's heresy Total blasphemy The absence of a "Y" is a catastrophe "Y" is a vowel and consonant "Y" is the letter that pays my rent B-R-I-A-N You spelled that all messed up When the chorus comes You can try it again B-R-Y-A-N Why's it got a "Y" When the "I" I got is better by times ten? B-R-I-A-N You spelled that all messed up When the chorus comes You can try it again B-R-Y-A-N Why's it got a "Y" When the "I" I got is better by millions? B-R-I-A-N B-R-Y-A-N B-R-I-A-N B-R-Y-A-N B-R-I-A-N B-R-Y-A-N