This is the place for celebrating This is the crowd that's fascinating This is the time for concentrating To hear some words worth translating He's rapping 'bout his meditating She's dying for some medicating And though I shouldn't be complaining What's lacking here is entertaining We're all looking for a good time But what we get is empty rhyme When everything's right but nothing's fine It's everything but party time Talk about decorating A room that needs sophisticating When conversations become straining No one's good at interest feigning We're all looking for a good time But what we get is empty rhyme When everything's right but nothing's fine It's everything but party time