Though you can't intimidate the trees A snowman sweating in a terrible breeze Put on your new pants move out to France All the skeletons in your closet Are rummaging through your clothes Looking through your shoe boxes and pockets Gum wrappers and dumb love notes People say your brain is like cream cheese Takes the shape of anything you please The dust from the trails under your fingernails All the skeletons in your closet Are rummaging through your clothes Looking through your shoe boxes and pockets Gum wrappers and dumb love notes The leaves in the Luxembourg Garden Are showing their true colors They're blushing they're begging your pardon 'Cuz time's a jealous lover I recall the first time That you pa**ed me by And I saw my demise In your stained gla** eyes All the skeletons in your closet Are rummaging through your clothes Looking through your shoe boxes and pockets Gum wrappers and dumb love notes Canary singing through the calico teeth Everything's exactly what it seems