The Getten Brothers - Don't Have lyrics

(Check, check, check) This is a little insight into my life If you wanna listen... Welcome to the show Watch movies all night, I sleep all day Don't have a job, so I don't get paid Don't have money, so I don't get laid Don't have a honey, so I have no maid Gotta do my laundry, make my food Gotta wipe my a** and not act rude (Christopher Sean!) Two shakes of piss off my leg, off my shlong Missed the blong cause it's not too long Forgot to flush So the room smells funky Now, back to bed and probably just spank the monkey Don't have no woman, so I get no loving Don't catch my chicken and put it in the oven Wearing dirty clothes out a giant dirty hamper Still smell like sh** Didn't have no paper Use my other sock since this one's scum Don't have a job so they say I'm dumb Don't have a mortgage or a couple of bills So I don't have to stress over a bottle of pills I don't have to live, so can I ever die? Don't wear a cross, will I ever crucify? Don't have no wrists, can I ever commit suicide? (Oh boy) Don't have a body, does that mean that I'm godly? Gotta bucket of chicken wings, does it mean I could fly? Not dressed in a suit, am I still a guy? Just checked her out, does it mean I gotta buy? These giants don't play, I think they got a bye This week my tattoo's fading Does that mean I should go get some shading? I dreamt I was the sun shining life onto the planet Who am I? Do I have a parent? Just chasing my holy shamrock My ol' lucky, lucky shamrock (Lucky, Lucky shamrock)