5 little kids in a rock 'n' roll band got money in the pocket and money to spend Drummer had a friend who had a cousin called Jack who had a head for the good times, called crack He liked to go cruisin' in his red convertible, the band heard the news playin' on the radio speedin' down the highway ready for more Never saw it comin', then they were 4 4 little kids in a rock 'n' roll band got an axeman goin' with a demon in his hand Likes to pose, expose, man it snows up his nose this is how the story goes: Lost in a maze doin' Purple Haze, Beautiful, Beautiful! From the A to the B to the X-T-C to the D doing E, then they were 3 Mr. E my man you can drive my van Get your booty on the table take a place in my band Mr. E my man with the masterplan it's a different fable in your stable Friends of mine are friends of yours 3 little kids in a rock 'n' roll band bump into the man with the masterplan Face to face Mr. Ba**man pays for his ways and the better he plays E-string, A-string, D-string, G, tell all the people what you see Fell off the stage like ba**men do, never got up, then they were 2 2 little kids in a rock 'n' roll band payin' their dues to the Candyman The Moog had to go just to pay for the snow the Hammond B3 for the LSD You see life ain't easy when you're down to the last key Hotel sleazy O.D. gone, never got up, then they were 1 Mr. E my man you can drive my van 1 little kid in a rock 'n' roll band tryin' so hard just to understand Dopey fready day and night, just how long 'til I see the light Mr. E is truly a mystery to me Mr. E is a guy who a lot of people see in the eye Mr. E is like the catcher in the rye if you wanna know the reason Only he can tell you why