The Gentle Men - The First Immortal (Interlude) lyrics

[Spoken Interlude] For years now there's a story I've wanted to tell And it's a story that deserves to be told But I just haven't felt like the world was ready to hear it I still don't believe the world is ready to hear it There's too many cowards in the world But today, I'm gonna take a chance anyway This is a true story that I made up And it involves an elderly woman who is deep into her 90's She's nearing the end of her life But she doesn't regrеt anything She's lived a very fulfilling lifе She's experienced a lot of incredible stuff She went from not even knowing what cars where When she was younger To using cars in her every day life for years She got to experience the Prohibition, the Moon landing, AOL She's got to see it all And now it's starting to come to an end The curse of all humans is death and it's a natural thing Or is it? You see this elderly woman Has actually been pregnant for almost twenty years now She wasn't impregnated by a penis or anything It's not for having a lack of sex In fact she's actually been very sexually active Deep into her 70's, 80's, and 90's She's never stopped fu*kin' But she wasn't impregnated due to ejaculate and ovaries You see this woman is special She's achieved immortality through rebirthing herself For Millennia now every time she gets into her deep 70's She gets spontaneously pregnant And carries for roughly twenty years After twenty years is up she gives birth to a clone of herself As a twenty-year-old woman again And that clone has all the memories of the original husk So when she gives birth and she's in her deep 90's She pops out another younger version of herself Which is a carbon copy of the original As the original fades off into dust And you can't even really call it the original anymore Since she's repeated this process for so many thousands and thousands of years now Some say she existed long before even the Big Bang had occurred This mysterious woman continues to live amongst us in secret But I thought it was time I finally tell her story Of the first immortal