The Gentle Men - 2019 Guy lyrics

[Verse 1] Hello, hi I'm a 2019 guy I don't need drugs to get high I have Soylent and wine I respect girls by Getting friend zoned and denied I think about them and cry I am totally fine [Pre-Chorus] Testosterone's low, feelings high That's how you know I'm truly 2019 Guy [Chorus] My dick's not big, my girlfriend fu*ks my friend You say I'm down on my luck, I say it's a win-win 'Cause I'm a cuck And I hope he fu*ks her good In a way I wish I could I just want to WATCH! [Verse 2] Hello, hi I'm a 2019 guy I think science is a lie I am offended online I'm fragile and shy I don't really go outside I don't have friends that's why I'm offended all the time [Pre-Chorus] 2019 2019 2019 [Chorus: Charlie & Troy's Girlfriend] My dick's not big, my girlfriend fu*ks my friend You say I'm down on my luck, I say it's a win-win 'Cause I'm a cuck And I hope he fu*ks her good In a way I wish I could (His dick's not big, so I fu*ked his friend I say he's down on his luck, he says it's a win-win) 'Cause I'm a cuck And I hope he fu*ks her good In a way I wish I could I just want to WATCH! [Outro] 2019 2019 2019