The Game - 911 is a joke lyrics

I'ma muthaf**in' animal cannibal hannibal lecter Silence the lambs with a .45 in my hand Ruthless Knock a muthaf**in' cop toothless Payback's a b**h 4 that Rodney King sh** 16 years later a muthaf**in' madman Louder than the drums in the California bandstand Head n***a in charge hnic That's me Born in raise in the Cpt I get funkier than the funky drummer in the Roots band Stomp harder than muthaf**in' Jodeci boots and I get psycho Shoot like Michael When I say f** the pigs I ain't talkin' 'bout white folk So don't get offended Or apprehended my ak-47 back with a vengence So shine them f**in' lights in the back of my car I might k** yo a** in 2000 raw Cause I'mma cop k**a 911 is a muthaf**in' joke Cop k**a 911 is a muthaf**in' joke Cop k**a 911 is a muthaf**in' joke Cop k**a 911 is a muthaf**in' joke I'mma n***a with a additude the human grenade The beastie boys when I grab a f**in' mic on the stage I get wicked Kick sh** like I was born with a muthaf**in' soccer field on my lawn Stay with the 8ball Like MJG I hate the muthaf**in' pigs cause them pigs hate me And I should k** 51 cops For the 51 shots That they gave that f**in' kid in New York I'm mad That the KKK traded the sheets and the robes for a gun and a muthaf**in badge And I ain't never shot a cop but if they do me like Huey P Newton I'm pullin' Glocks I refuse to let a pig run away from a farm And put them muthaf**in' handcuffs on my arm I bet the government got Obama in the scope Cause 911 is a muthaf**in' joke Cause I'mma cop k**a 911 is a muthaf**in' joke Cop k**a 911 is a muthaf**in' joke Cop k**a 911 is a muthaf**in' joke Cop k**a 911 is a muthaf**in' joke San Quentin to Rikers, Folsom to Susan The pen ain't nothin' but a family reunion Full of n***as that don't give a f** about a bad cop That Denzel in Training Day sh**'ll get yo a** shot Cause in 2000 raw we ain't playing that You scared of us we scared of ya'll so we staying strapped Before I let a muthaf**a k** me in the streets It'll be a gold plated badge under them sheets Cause you muthaf**as corrupted Can't be trusted Bullet-proof vest wearing always on that tough sh** Punk a** police pull me outta my seat What make a muthaf**a wanna plant d** on me Is it cause I'm black and I rap got tats On my face and my back and was born in the trap Screw face when they roll up It's cool n***a hold up So my son don't grow up To be a muthaf**in' Cop k**a 911 is a muthaf**in' joke Cop k**a 911 is a muthaf**in' joke Cop k**a 911 is a muthaf**in' joke Cop k**a 911 is a muthaf**in' joke