The Fung Brothers - Friend Zone Song lyrics

[Skit: Arika Sato] Hey boys~ Welcome to the friend zone~ (kiss) [Intro: Andrew Fung a.k.a. Inglish] What do you mean no guys like you? *laugh* Every guy likes you! Uh...all the good ones are taken? No, there's still some nice guys out there. I-I know there's at least one… [Hook: David Fung a.k.a. D-One] Friend zone, he's stuck in the friend zone He's stuck in the friend zone, he's stuck in the friend zone Somebody should tell him he's stuck in the friend zone He's stuck in the friend zone, this is not a good place, oh [Verse 1: D-One (Inglish)] Look at this guy, always on the phone Checkin' her Facebook when he's all alone He picks her up, drives her home Been the same for months but he's still got hope Slowly but surely I see the progress As long as she's single I'm still as prospect! The time I invested, I'll make it back Last night we cuddled during Breaking Bad The whole time she was textin' Brad You kept the straight face, but you were sad! You're a non-s**ual entity Be realistic, why not Emily? But Emily's not as hot as Jen I'm pretty cool, I deserve a ten She likes sarcasm, just like me She's kind of a dork, just like me! [Pre-Hook: D-One (Inglish)] She says I'm the perfect guy Any girl would be lucky to have me It's best to start as friends Plus, she always makes me happy Dude, she doesn't find you attractive You never told her ‘cause you're too pa**ive! You're a man, where's your dick? I'm starting to think you're a eunuch! [Interlude: Arika Sato] Hey, check this out! Oh my God, it would s** to be him! Ha ha ha! [D-One (Inglish)] I spent the time, now you're tellin' me to let go? How can I be so sure I'm in the friend zone? Well, let's go down the list You say you've been close but you've never kissed She gave you advice on how to pick up chicks She wants me to be with somebody else? What do you think? Reverse psychology? You're like her brother! Reverse biology! She changed in front of you! She did look s**y! She didn't even care ‘cause you're her bestie! She doesn't wear makeup when you hang out She wouldn't even care if you came out We did bake cookies, but it was romantic! Romantic? Let's not get into semantics... Relationships are a social contract You're a boyfriend with no physical contact! [Pre-Hook: Inglish] I did everything a boyfriend does But I never got boyfriend love Now I wonder if I should end it Was this truly a friendship? Of course it was, and I feel no shame But I wanted more, so I feel the pain Do you know how hard it is when the one you love doesn't feel the same? [Hook: Inglish] Friend zone, I am in the friend zone I am in the friend zone, why am I in the friend zone? What the hell do I do? Am I stuck forever? Why is there a friend zone? Who made up the friend zone? Oh oh [Verse 2: D-One (Inglish)] You're not a**ertive, that's why Shoulda acted like a black guy! Black guys, never in the friend zone They always score in the end zone (Touchdown!) You could pull back, become unavailable Become a douchebag like she's replaceable Make a move, and you'll make her choose To win, you have to be willing to lose I don't know if I've got it in me What will I do? My life is empty I know a girl, her name is Emily She actually likes you! But she's not as pretty! What? You want me to lower my standards? It's called personality, you shallow ba*tard! Do you wanna be happy or end up spiteful? The prettiest girl is the one who likes you! [Pre-Hook: (Inglish)] Yeah, i know Emily's cute, we're so compatible I was blind to the truth, call it irrational How could a girl who would never date me, be the one that would validate me? While ignoring an amazing girl, doesn't that sound freakin' crazy? [Hook: D-One (Inglish)] Friend zone, I was in the friend zone He was in the friend zone, I was in the friend zone He was in the friend zone, now it's good to be out Like I'm free from prison, a self-imposed prison, oh-oh Friend zone, he was in the friend zone He was in the friend zone, I was in the friend zone He was in the friend zone, if you're in the friend zone Do your best to get out, ‘cause you only live once YOLO! [Outro: Inglish] Yo, Jen, what's up? Oh, you and Brad broke up again? I'm sorry to hear that. No, I can't go shopping with you, I'm out with Emily, sorry! Look, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later. Bye!