The Fun Boys - Uncle Tom lyrics

(Prelude) "I've got a joke for you Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy? He figured if he was going to be impotent we was going to look im-po-tent Keith Henning told me that joke." (Verse 1) Clap for these n***as with their ghetto a** Don't you dare call me n***a I can't stand your a** (Don't do it) Clap for these n***as wit their ghetto a** Don't you dare call me n***a I can't stand your a** (Hook) (Low income people) Uncle Tom (Housing Assistance) Uncle Tom (Affirmative Action) Uncle Tom (Heh, heh, blacks...) (Verse 2) Moving out, and leaving town (I'm outta here) I wanna live where nobody is brown Black b**h, hate me now Keep it real, dark skin makes me frown (Oh it sure does) I know where you been, off eating chicken I don't like you negroes its f** all y'all season This hip hop is boring me, please play some Beatles No naps in my hair now, plus I bleach my skin (Sammy Sosa) Clap for these n***as wit their ghetto a** Don't you dare call me n***a I can't stand your a** Trade in those hood clothes for khakis and polos You might get a job though Yeah bro, yeah bro (Not really) I don't hang wit blacks I'm an uncle tom (No way) I do things that you hoodrats can't afford (Heh, poor people) Well I gotta go, tennis match at 4 (Let's go Brad) (Hook) Uncle Tom Uncle Tom Uncle Tom Uncle Tom (Exit) "You're straight up whiter than the whitest white man."