The Front Bottoms - Father lyrics

I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat And he is screaming and crying for help And maybe halfway through it has more to do with me k**ing him Then it ever did protecting myself And I believe that yeah, dad, maybe no one is perfect But I believe that you are pushing your luck It just s**s it played out like this A terrible movie and you can tell none of the actors even give a f** But you look good tonight girlfriend, Can I sleep in your bed And when I crawl out in the morning, Can I stay inside your head 'Cause you were high school And I was just more like real life And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend But I was just more like his wife I'll do the pushups I'll wear the makeup I'll do whatever he wants all night 'Cause you were okay, okay as a girlfriend But I was just more like real life. A long, long time ago my great, great, great, great grandfather took something that did not belong to him And that is why today I have an eagle in my veins I am part Native American And I am leaving as soon as I come, As soon as I come you will probably forget my name I hope I fall asleep at the wheel and crash my car (on the way home) Or I could just stay here, because you look good tonight girlfriend, Can I sleep in your bed? And when I crawl out in the morning, Can I stay inside your head? 'Cause you were high school And I was just more like real life And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend But I was just more like his wife I'll wear the makeup I'll do the pushups I'll do whatever he wants all night 'Cause you were okay, okay as a girlfriend But I was just more like real life.