As God as my judge, God is gay As God as my judge There was something strange about Lucifer Something wrong with his hand There was something strange about Jesus He didn't follow Lucifer's commands Lucifer said, "Jesus, be straight" And Jesus said, "The gates would never open if this was true" Oh, something about a vision in a park Of Jesus holding hands with an angel named Lark McGee Lucifer therefore lost his wings And all the angels sing, all the angels sing God is gay, God is gay