The Frogs - Candyland Joe lyrics

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Candyland Joe with his a** in a sling He won't be doing much playing around this weekend Nevertheless he'll do his best Getting it on with black chicks by the dozen He doesn't know the possibilities of AIDS He's never heard of these things He's been a secluded priest All his life he's raped the sisters Oh, la la la la di All the candy's falling out of his rectum He keeps it in his rec room to die In the light of day all the candy melts away Candyland Joe with his a** in a sling for this weekend Next week he'll be available again for business By then, oh...