He had the change done at the shop Earlobes for co*ks April Fools He had his balls thrown over the top Like a mop of hair April Fools He had his bu*tocks transferred To his cheeks on his face April doom Because then where would the poop come out of Ohh his mouth Well he decided he wanted a vagina down south April Fools Where his belly bu*ton once stood Now stood a co*k with a mouth at the end that ate the food Well, what a peculiar guest he was At summer swimming parties What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids And, of course, beneath his chin the penis And on his knees the sacks, he had two put there April Fool Jester Wally j**el boy navel-eyed Jack Wiglet Bill You've had your fill of transplants please You wish you could change back at will but... Tits coming off the backside, 69 to be exact I thought it was pretty many but you be the judge April dick Well, he became a woman then a man Then a dog, then a sheep, then a man, then a god He had 'em all put on his body Gimme 75 tits, gimme 1400 balls Gimme co*ks coming out of every living pore Ohh vaginas everywhere, a walking s** machine Ohh wonderful at bathing parties April Fools But this was no, no April Fools This was for real This was goddamn scary when he walked through the village When he took his place next to the other boys in line To serve his patriotic duty Well, it's kinda rude the way people stare He said "I'd like all, all the things I had put on me Covered up with billions of pieces of hair"