The Frogs - (Thank God I Died In) The Car Crash lyrics

Hello, how are you I'm fine I made it home okay I'm glad you were concerned My face didn't get too badly burned In the car crash But my thighs were lacerated heavily The doctor took care of that though Thank god it wasn't a female nurse Thank god i died in the crash My ghost came to haunt you in a flash Oh the ghost of the man From the candyland car crash Oh the sash is falling down upon his breast Oh he did his best to breathe But he just couldn't Oh they s**ed on his lips 'Til his head turned blue Then his ears turned purple And the sun turned green And the light went out of the moon Car crash blues Arriving dead in the morgue in the nude Cold morning hours Oh I didn't wear my best clothes to my d**h Oh what will they think down at the parlor at best What will they think When they found i had 9 pairs of underwear on