Hello, teenie bopper, Hello, deejay. We're goin' to sing a whopper And you're goin to make it pay for us. Hello! hit, hit, hit. Sure to be a hit, hit, hit. Gonna make a hit. Uniqueness is rule number one, No weakness to hinder the fun. Now sing it with reckless abandon And go to the bank with your mon, mon, money It's a hit, hit, hit. Sure to be a hit, hit, hit. Gonna make a hit. You take a little drums Add a little ba** And let the guitar play At a teenie bopper's pace It's gotta be a hit. Hello, teenie bopper, Hello, deejay. We're goin' to sing a whopper And you're goin to make it pay for us. Hello! hit, hit, hit. Sure to be a hit, hit, hit. Gonna make a hit. Promotion will cause a big commotion So, deejay, teenie bopper answer me this: How can this hit miss? We've done it all right and sealed it with a kiss. There's just one fact that we can't quite shirk: We did all this last time, and it did not work! But! this time we're sure to have a hit, hit, hit. Sure to be a hit.