Love, d**h and a drunken monkey (2009) version Welcome ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the russian circus A place where your dreams Never will come true! Natasha from Saint Petersburg She was a trapezist And Vladimir from Chernobil He was a penguin-boy The penguin-boy, oh, a penguin-boy Vladi, a bloody penguin-boy! And there she's flying in the lights And he is dying for her lips Always hidden, always crying In the shadows of his van He's trapped in this body "Natasha never look at me! But this night I've got a plan There's nothing that could fail" He's trapped in this body Natasha never look at him But this night he's got a plan There's nothing that could fail, singing Children are screaming! "What's this flying monster, mom?" And Natasha tries to catch him But his arms are too short! The penguin-boy, the penguin-boy This is the worries and study of a penguin-boy Of penguin-boy-boy-boy-boy-boy Of Vladi, boy The worries and study of a penguin-boy Here we go We're singing We're singing We're singing We're singing Still's in van! Wild Goats and Useless Heroes (2014) version Welcome ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the russian circus A place where your dreams never will come true! Natasha from Saint Petersburg She was a trapezist Vladimir from Chernobil He was a penguin-boy The penguin-boy, the penguin-boy Vladi, the bloody penguin-boy! She is flying in the lights And he is dying for her lips Always hidden, always crying In the shadows of his van Trapped in this body Natasha never looks at me But this night I got a plan There's nothing that could fail Trapped in his body Natasha never looks at him But this night he's got a plan There's nothing that could fail Children are screaming! "What's this flying monster, mom?" Natasha tries to catch him But his arms are too short! The penguin-boy (Penguin-boy!) The penguin-boy (Penguin-boy!) Vladi, the bloody penguin-boy! (Penguin-boy!) Vladi, the bloody penguin-boy!