Some stupid chick in the checkout line Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes And some old man had clipped coupons And argued whenever they wouldn't take one All I wanted to buy were some cigarettes But I couldn't take it anymore, so I left I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone All the people on the street I hate you all And the people that I meet I hate you all And the people that I know I hate you all And the people that I don't I hate you all Oh, I hate you all Some f**ing a**hole just cut me off And gave me the finger when I f**ing honked Then he proceeded to put on the brakes He slammed on the breaks but I made a mistake When I climbed out of my van he was waiting But he was six three, and two hundred pounds of Satan I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone All the people on the street I hate you all And the people that I meet I hate you all And the people that I know I hate you all And the people that I don't I hate you all I bet you think I'm kidding But I promise you it's true I hate most everybody But most of all I hate, oh I hate you All the people on the street I hate you all And the people that I meet I hate you all And the people that I know I hate you all And the people that I don't I hate you all And the people in the East I hate you all And the people I hate least I hate you all And the people in the West I hate you all And the people I like best I hate you all Oh, I hate you all