Red eyes, tell me twice Sure I'll put my hopes on ice Fair skin, empty face Help me keep my nerve in place Read my lips, time slips Slowly from your fingertips Make my night, hold tight Thrill me till my teeth go white Be my myth or be your sin Save me at your own expense Well it's just like a girl I can keep a boy guessing I'll wring you by the neck and I'll teach you such a lesson I'll bleed from my profession Here is my confession Give me half a chance and you can be my new obsession I'll take your only sympathy Put me out my misery Blow me one more kiss and baby you can have the best of me Next time we wed I'll be on my best behavior Next time we wed I'll be everybody's savior Next time we wed Darling I'll be a saint I'll be wrong when you're right Keep my mouth shut and lips tight Beg from my toes to my head The next time we wed Tell me this for nothing Make me dignified Kiss me as you're leaving Just so you can say you tried Make me sentimental Beat me black and blue Hit me up it's just so simple Darling I'm too good for you Well it's just like a girl I can keep a boy guessing I'll wring you by the neck and I'll teach you such a lesson I'll bleed from my profession Here is my confession Give me half a chance and you can be my new obsession I'll take your only sympathy Put me out my misery Blow me one more kiss and baby you can have the best of me Next time we wed I'll be on my best behavior Next time we wed I'll be everybody's savior Next time we wed I'll be handsome in the daylight Next time we wed Oh honey I will lose my stage fright Next time we wed I won't specialize in failure Next time we wed I'll be everybody's savior Next time we wed Honey I'll be a saint I'll be wrong when you're right Keep my mouth shut and lips tight Beg from my toes to my head The next time we wed The next time we wed The next time we wed The next time we wed