Well I met her in a bar The men with big guitars a-playin' And I listened with my ears But I couldn't hear what she was sayin' And I guess she talked with her mind But I didn't want to seem to unkind so I just laughed And kept my eyes peeled to the door Wondering what I was there for But it's alright and it's alright And it's alright and it's alright I got my nuts from a hippy in a camper van on Saturday night Well I asked if she believed In Adam and Eve the fable And I guess she would've given me an answer If only she was able And she danced like a medicine man Drew a crazy picture on my hand And told me she wanted to change my point of view Asked me where I was going to But it's alright and it's alright And it's alright and it's alright I got my nuts from a hippy in a camper van on Saturday night Well she whispered in my ear We got to get us out of here to the country I asked her for a ride She took me aside she said "try me" I thought I'm gonna wake pretty soon In the middle of a Sunday afternoon, just dreamin' And it was warm in the back of her van Where she made me a real man She made me cry, she made me cry Oh she made me cry, why she make me cry? But it's alright and it's alright And it's alright and it's alright I got ma nuts from a hippy in a camper van on saturday night I got ma nuts from a hippy in a camper van on saturday night I got ma nuts from a hippy in a camper van on saturday night I got ma nuts from a hippy in a camper van on saturday night