I can tell electric stories Electric stories that will Surely blow your mind People find that I can tell Electric stories very well Stories of love Stories of love I knew a man He had a girl who loved him More than he could stand I don't know why it is A man prefers to love a Girl who isn't his You know it's true But listen to me, girls I'll tell you what to do Honest and all To keep your man You drive hm up the wall [repeat CHORUS] Stories of love Stories of love Now this here girl The one whose man left her To look around the world She heard my story Took my advice and and Her love affairs were fine Then came the day The man she loved returned To take her breath away She made him cry She made him beg her Then she said goodbye I can tell electric stories Electric stories that will Surely blow your mind I can tell electric stories Electric stories that will Surely blow your mind I can tell electric stories Electric stories that will Surely blow your mind