The Former Fat Boys - She Needs A Superman lyrics

She needs a Batman And I'm just Bruce Wayne I've got some cash But I gotta up my night game She needs a Superman And I'm too Clark Kent She's got that stamina All too quick I'm all spent (i come too fast like wally west) She needs a superman Stopping bullets blocking spam He does it all Even defeats the foot clan She's got expensive tastes An absurdly tiny waste And its like her b**bs Protrude up to her gorgeous face She's like a barbie doll Wonder woman bratz child Its like she can't exist Like i'm on the x files Its not a p**n flick But she makes the p**n chicks Look just like the girls Who were born with no tits She's ridiculous Some villains up to vicious tricks Cuz no girl that looks like this Means it when she gives me a kiss Its twisted resistin is overloadin my system I'm lifted into her mission Now listen this is my admission She needs a Batman And I'm just Bruce Wayne I've got some cash But I gotta up my night game She needs a Superman And I'm too Clark Kent She's got mad stamina I come too fast like wally west She needs a superdude A man of steel with an attitude She needs a hero a zero just will not do She needs a superguy Someone who can make her fly Take her up into the sky Cuz she's already oh so high She needs nothing She's something She's my sarah ten And i pretend we're just friends I'm failing this experiment Cuz i'm staring at not her eyes Her spandex suit lets nothing hide I'm just an average guy I think i need a new disguise A new persona She's my ramona flowers I suspect she's got powers She's skating through my mind When its locked after hours And then there's my knives chau The girl i've got now She'll probably have a cow And wanna take my new girl down If we go out and hit the town She needs a spiderman And i'm just peter parker Even with the symbiote She wants me a little darker She needs an iron man And i'm just tony stark She wants someone to shock her But i just ain't got that spark She's needs a superhero She needs a freak of nature She needs something special The average joe just cannot date her She needs a superboy A couple clones just to enjoy That's probably not enough love She'll probably need a couple toys She needs a justice league She needs a whole team Gather the avengers She'll take em on at full steam I'm talking tony and peter and bruce Steve hank carol jessica drew She's into girls too There's nothing she won't do If you only wanna 3 She'll just laugh kinda sweet Then she'll start to leave Telling her no is like pressing control alt delete Please appease her every whim and request If you wanna see her breasts You better have an S on your chest Cuz she's not into money She's not into fame She's into guys Who are afraid of villians learning their name You're mr. invisible date If you ain't got a cape Normal guys wait But if you fly, say hi You cannot escape She needs her own robin And I'm just jason todd Outta my league i can't compete Yeah i'll be dead on the job She needs a green lantern And i'm too hal jordan She likes me bad, but now i'm good And i'm kinda boring She needs a green arrow But i'm just ollie queen I got a billion bucks But thats not her favorite green She needs the wonder twins But i'm just plain zan I can get her wet But she says she needs another hand She needs a superman She needs a batman She needs a spider-man, i'm just a former fat man