The Former Fat Boys - I'm a DINOSAURus lyrics

Northern Pangaea baby! Little primordials Here I come, future For Owen K retirement fund Here that folks? That's my feet, from three miles away I ain't the typical dino you meet on the street Yo, I'm a scientist dino, that's why I'm still on my feet I'm 69 million years old, but I only look three And I'm here now thanks to my time machine Got a lab coat and gla**es, I even got my degree My masters in chemistry from the first university And I'm here to do work in the pharmaceutical industry But theme parks are the only ones showing interest it seems Civilized, couth, ignore my instincts usually Used to eat meat, now I'm strictly herbs and veggies And I'm afraid of the public the judge me cause I'm green At the grocery, at the movies, I walk in people scream I'm a Dinosaurus ROAR ROAR Hey everybody I'm a dinosaur No one understands my plight, especially my ex-wife Don't the judge, I k**ed her not some meteorite She was always b**hing like, “go k** us some dinner tonight” I married a raptor, now got an Apatosaur for my wife She was slowing my work and frankly not helping my game Like h*mo Sapiens only using 10% of her brain But I had all 100%, back then science brought me fame I had all the dinos on Pangaea f**ing screaming my name (YAY PETE) Had my research double checked, but it was dismissed as lame The time had came, and there was only on dino to save I was Clark Kent and Jor-El one in the same Ever since I travel time in my time machine train Hey it's also a plane! Gimme one more second to explain Can do 0 to 1990 faster than PhDs drop my name So I was off to America land of the free I picked the wrong year, and the wrong economy So I hoped in my machine, but it was low on gas Checked my wallet, f**ing empty, I'll have to find some cash For the meantime though I'll just let the people stare As I walk through the streets of my new home of Bel-Air So I apply and apply, but I never seem to get jobs Interviewers think I'm a joke sent over by monster.com So I got suicidal, loaded, headed to the corner all lonely And Eminem walked by said "hey you dinosaur blow me!" I spit back, "hey you're f**ing full of baloney" He was, I could smell it through his skin I was hungry Through his tummy, yummy, I was hungry for him He turned around and shouted "let this mixtape war begin" So I hit the studio with Snoop, recorded my first diss The hip hoppin rapper and dinosaur/scientist The album hit big, but the Source awards ignored us How the f** do you ignore a walking, rapping, Dinosaurus? So I married Beyonce, but she just wasn't my type Every scientist rapper need a couple ex-wives As I look to the future, who knows what's in store? Sold my time machine train plane to support my habit of who*es Whatever ever the case, they'll never be one more of us Like Denver, I'm last real mother-f**ing Dinosaurus My friends call me Pete But you are not my friends So don't call me Pete Watch out for meteorites falling from the sky Or you just might die Straight outta the past For my homies back in the J T and the C I think about you every time that I turn the key Of my Hummer it's a bummer now you're fuel to me But maybe I'll come back baby after bankruptcy And we'll chill by the lagoon, sip a little dino wine Couple old friends reunited in the land before time But 'till then yo this is where I'll be 90210's the only zip code here for me And my name is Pete and I'm a Dinosaur How much longer can this song possibly go on for That's it I'm done, can't do no more This stinks This song stinks Turn off the damn music! Thank you