The Former Fat Boys - Dinosaurus II: The Lost World lyrics

Refrain: I'm chilling out out in the lost world baby Getting all the ladies in the lost world baby Cuz it gets a little crazy in the lost world baby And i'm falling in love in the lost world baby I ain't the typical dino living in the BC Every other dino wants to be me Cuz i'm so 2009, metros**ual pedigree I'm a star all these hot compys keep petting me Completely divorced, beyonce was a who*e And she never seemed to make me go ROAR ROAR Still got my time traveling train And my oversized brain Bankrupt in the future, but I'm back to reign Pop a squat on my throne, like a prehistoric rome Lost my record deal, pulled an ET and phoned home Just like a mortgage, totally a loan Prehistoric emperor ruling with an iron bone The next first caligula f**in nothing in particular f**ing hot dino mamas i'm a stiff-a-ler Ain't f**ing looking at chu, i was looking at her I'm looking to flirt, i'm looking to make my heart hurt And i see a lil raptor with them birdlike thighs Scaly f**ing tail with some green a** eyes With a little amber in her hide like the fly that made me alive I say baby you wanna ride and travel through time You can be my jennifer i'll be your marty mcfly You can be my high school love, my sight for sore eyes Or i can be your doc brown, you can swallow my co*k down The call me brian wilson cuz i get around, round get around Round baby i get all of the girls And i'm setting up shop chillin in the lost world with a bo*er I pretend to be a player, i'm really just a poet Original author romeo and juliet i wrote it Shakespeare stole it and i hold it against him to this day He's a phony who stole every word in all of his plays He's a money grubbing idiot clever early london city kid Original vanilli didn't write or sing his biggest hits But back to the program, that's pg 13 chicks on my dick in the pan-G A bakers dozen, of dinosaur loving But one stood out man this chick had something Maybe her teeth, maybe her claws Prominent jaw my horny little triceratops Took her out dinner literally at the ivy Over by the forrest glen, next to a couple of high trees My hot lil vegetarian chowing down some ferns I even used silverware eating grilled laura dern That it was back to my place which is basically a giant f**ing rock She moaned from the size as she jumped on top That's where the term originated...yeah, dinosaurus co*k And every single night we make the bedrock We make the bedrock make the make the bedrock k**ed my first wife in cold blood Then kicked back with a cold one But i'm having a blast cuz this new one ain't the old one She's fun we party nightly Her exes wanna fight me I rip off their heads As she smiles nicely in her tight jeans What are the chances like rocks falling from above One in a billion chance that i'd fall in love Every once in awhile i need p**y so i get it And i find myself a sabertooth tigrette and its electric But otherwise i'm old faithful, one girl for my geyser Ok i'm lying, i'm a womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer I only have eyes for you and you and you and her p**y's p**y whether covered in skin scales or fur But now she got pregnant sh**'s hit the fan lately She keeps screaming, i think she hates me The kid pops out, roar and i just go crazy I hate the thing, it keeps saying i'm the baby i'm the baby Well i'm the daddy, i'm a deadbeat a lot I'll miss her forever, future's calling, i'll reclaim the top spot Besides paris hilton texted, she wants to bone on her yacht And i quoute "petey its paris, come make my bed rock"