The Former Fat Boys - Abraham Lincoln Was No Vampire Hunter (The Greatest Song Ever) lyrics

World hip hop beats dot com That's right motherf**ers! This is new Former f**ing Fat Boys Yeah, the magician on this motherf**ing track Woo, we going to make the biggest f**ing club banger you ever f**ing heard Right now, uh Yeah, we got some special guests on this track That going to blow this motherf**er up I'm talking about my man, Schooly Bus Yeah, and my man Hard Corey is running the board, uh It's going to be so f**ing awesome That's right motherf**ers, my name is $ucks**, uh, my name is $ucks** And I got the f**ing hottest beat in the world behind me: world hip hop That's right all you b**hes Get your a**es real tight Get your pussies nice and wet And I want to see everybody on the motherf**ing dance floor Cause I'm about to drop a f**ing beat That's about to blow the FUBUs right off your back And the motherf**ing maximals off your docks Woo Tip your bartenders Tip your waitresses And you better f**ing tip my sister when she f**ing lap dances all up in your face motherf**ers That's right, uh Cause this club joint is dedicated to my man, woo That's right, the man with the beard The man with the hat, woo The man that freed the slaves, woo, woo This song is not just a party anthem But this song is meant to educate you about the history of America America: the greatest nation that god ever gave to the face of the planet The sixteenth present of the United States of America Died young in 1865, yeah, woo Here we go Shout out the record label Rockster Records That's right, a division of Rockster Media Limited Uh, Mr. Cucumber publishing up in this b**h Shout out to my brother C-Murder Stuphaloughagus Shout out to my boy Relaxing Poo Shout out to my boys YTCracker and MC Lars How you f**ers doing? My man Beefy Peace to MC Front-a-lot, Dual Core And all my motherf**ing nerdcore homies that have been supporting us for the last million years that we haven't even put out a f**ing album But now it's time to celebrate the husband of Mary Todd Lincoln The father of Lincoln Logs The man who emancipated and proclamated and freed the motherf**ing slaves That's right this club banger is called: Abraham f**ing Lincoln, boo And I'm about to tear it up so f**ing hard Here we go, uh Honest Abe freeing slaves Being brave getting paid While his wife Mary Todd earns rod getting laid And he f**s all these b**hes and he...? Where the f** did the f**ing beat go? Where'd the beat go? Well, I don't know, really don't know, it's a mystery Maybe you should've thought of that while you were name-dropping every single person you've met in your entire goddamn life? I think if you've sped up you could've fit in a bit more about Lincoln, really wasn't very complete You just mad because I forgot to mention you Laotion boy But yeah you got a point, start it over, if I do less name drops I can fit in a little more history about Abe Lincoln, I mean, f**, I didn't even say a word about John Wilkes Booth