Now I lay me down to learn Which to read and which to burn Pray the Lord my soul to turn Over to the school board Free to worship as I please Long as it pleases the authorities Hear me praying on my knees My School Prayer (spoken) Once again, boys and girls, I'll remind you that this activity is not mandatory, and those of you who don't believe in a Judeo-Christian God as defined by Congress, should feel free to sit quietly with your fingers in your ears, like the atheistic heathen you are. Agnostics may want to plug just one ear (sung) May my every sneeze be blessed May I pa** I urine test May my mind be underestimated And ignored, Lord Keep my cla**room safe and clean Sanctify my M16 Every morning 8:15 It's my School Prayer God bless California, Arizona, North Dakota, Texas, Maine, New Hampshire, Ohio and New York, of course The forty-eight contiguous And the two ambiguous The greatest country God ever saved from the pagans And while we're at it, dear Lord, bless the Reagans God is good and God is great So we'd hate to separate Church from state or ourselves from patriarchy And theocracy Peace on earth, Thy kingdom come Into my curriculum Make my head a hollow drum Strike me dumb Except to mumble My School Prayer