The Floor Is Made Of Lava - Pick Up a Shovel lyrics

All the boyfriends on the block are sons of a Rodney The strippers in suburbia are covered in chutney Here come Stallone in a Hummer with confetti and a blowtorch He left the beach bonfire, said he's going steady as an anchor Every parrot wants a carrot and they won't shut up It's a long way to China, so pick up a shovel My neighbird's my lover cause her hubby's a boxer She's a looker, ooker, hooker and her nickname is Oola La la, she'd go down on Downey Junior And with cheese on her teeth she'll sing ABC VD She got nothing on but the radio Every parrot wants a carrot and they won't shut up It's a long way to China, so pick up a shovel My neighbird's my lover cause her hubby's a boxer She's a looker, ooker, hooker and her nickname is Oola La la, she'd go down on Downey Junior And with cheese on her teeth she'll sing ABC VD She got nothing on but the radio Every parrot wants a carrot and they won't shut up It's a long way to China, so pick up a shove